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"I say," remonstrated Bob Sawyer, looking in at the coach window, as they pulled up before the door of the Saracen's Head, Towcester, "this won't do, you know.""Bless me!" said Mr.Pickwick, just awaking from a nap, "I'm afraid you're wet.""Oh you are, are you?" returned Bob."Yes, I am, a little that way.

Uncomfortably damp, perhaps."

Bob did look dampish, inasmuch as the rain was streaming from his neck, elbows, cuffs, skirts, and knees; and his whole apparel shone so with the wet, that it might have been mistaken for a full suit of prepared oilskin.

"I am rather wet," said Bob, giving himself a shake, and casting a little hydraulic shower around, like a Newfoundland dog just emerged from the water.

"I think it's quite impossible to go on to-night," interposed Ben.

"Out of the question, sir," remarked Sam Weller, coming to assist in the conference; "it's a cruelty to animals, sir, to ask 'em to do it.There's beds here, sir," said Sam, addressing his master, "everything clean and comfortable.Wery good little dinner, sir, they can get ready in half an hour--pair of fowls, sir, and a weal cutlet; French beans, 'taturs, tart, and tidiness.You'd better stop vere you are, sir, if I might recommend.

Take adwice, sir, as the doctor said."

The host of the Saracen's Head opportunely appeared at this moment, to confirm Mr.Weller's statement relative to the accommodations of the establishment, and to back his entreaties with a variety of dismal conjectures regarding the state of the roads, the doubt of fresh horses being to be had at the next stage, the dead certainty of its raining all night, the equally mortal certainty of its clearing up in the morning, and other topics of inducement familiar to innkeepers.

"Well," said Mr.Pickwick; "but I must send a letter to London by some conveyance, so that it may be delivered the very first thing in the morning, or I must go forward at all hazards."The landlord smiled his delight.Nothing could be easier than for the gentleman to inclose a letter in a sheet of brown paper, and send it on, either by the mail or the night coach from Birmingham.If the gentleman were particularly anxious to have it left as soon as possible, he might write outside, "To be delivered immediately," which was sure to be attended to; or "pay the bearer half-a-crown extra for instant delivery," which was surer still.

"Very well," said Mr.Pickwick, "then we will stop here.""Lights in the Sun, John; make up the fire; the gentlemen are wet!"cried the landlord."This way, gentlemen; don't trouble yourselves about the postboy now, sir.I'll send him to you when you ring for him, sir.

Now, John, the candles."

The candles were brought, the fire was stirred up, and a fresh log of wood thrown on.In ten minutes' time, a waiter was laying the cloth for dinner, the curtains were drawn, the fire was blazing brightly, and everything looked (as everything always does, in all decent English inns) as if the travellers had been expected, and their comforts prepared, for days beforehand.

Mr.Pickwick sat down at a side table, and hastily indited a note to Mr.Winkle, merely informing him that he was detained by stress of weather, but would certainly be in London next day; until when he deferred any account of his proceedings.This note was hastily made into a parcel, and despatched to the bar per Mr.Samuel Weller.

Sam left it with the landlady, and was returning to pull his master's boots off, after drying himself by the kitchen fire, when, glancing casually through a half-opened door, he was arrested by the sight of a gentleman with a sandy head who had a large bundle of newspapers lying on the table before him, and was perusing the leading article of one with a settled sneer which curled up his nose and all his other features into a majestic expression of haughty contempt.

"Hallo!" said Sam, "I ought to know that 'ere head and them features;the eye-glass, too, and the broad-brimmed tile! Eatansvill to vit, or I'm a Roman."Sam was taken with a troublesome cough, at once, for the purpose of attracting the gentleman's attention; the gentleman starting at the sound, raised his head and his eye-glass, and disclosed to view the profound and thoughtful features of Mr.Pott, of the Eatanswill Gazette.

"Beggin' your pardon, sir," said Sam, advancing with a bow, "my master's here, Mr.Pott.""Hush, hush!" cried Pott, drawing Sam into the room, and closing the door, with a countenance of mysterious dread and apprehension.

"Wot's the matter, sir?" inquired Sam, looking vacantly about him.

"Not a whisper of my name," replied Pott; "this is a buff neighbourhood.

If the excited and irritable populace knew I was here, I should be torn to pieces.""No! Vould you, sir?" inquired Sam.

"I should be the victim of their fury," replied Pott."Now, young man, what of your master?""He's stopping here to-night on his way to town, vith a couple of friends,"replied Sam.

"Is Mr.Winkle one of them?" inquired Pott, with a slight frown.

"No, sir.Mr.Vinkle stops at home now," rejoined Sam."He's married.""Married!" exclaimed Pott, with frightful vehemence.He stopped, smiled darkly, and added, in a low, vindictive tone: "It serves him right!"Having given vent to this cruel ebullition of deadly malice and cold-blooded triumph over a fallen enemy, Mr.Pott inquired whether Mr.Pickwick's friends were "blue"? Receiving a most satisfactory answer in the affirmative from Sam, who knew as much about the matter as Pott himself, he consented to accompany him to Mr.Pickwick's room, where a hearty welcome awaited him.

An agreement to club dinners together was at once made and ratified.